NETIQUETTE &
BOOKING FORM
PUNTO POR PUNTO
No fussing or crying on my polished floor.
I’m not your mama, nor your nanny on call.
Straighten up, boys—leave the drama at the door.
Take this as your warning, crystal clear:
No sniffling, no sobbing, not a single tear.
I may be classy, but don’t push your luck—
Cross that line and you’ll learn how I deal with ‘stuck.’
Mind your manners, play like a man,
or you’ll vanish from my sight faster than you planned.
This space is for adults—keep the kiddie acts away.
Hold yourself together, act your age…
or I’ll escort you right off the stage.
HOUSE RULES
Respect is the bare minimum, darling.
If you struggle with that, kindly escort yourself out.
I don’t babysit grown men pretending to be boys — and this is definitely not your playground.
Behave, or begone.
BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FILLING OUT MY BOOKING FORM
- Have your life — and your schedule — together.
Know your date. Know your time.
Don’t confirm and then suddenly develop “uncertainty issues.”
I’m not a Disney princess waiting for a Prince Charming who can’t decide between Tuesday or Thursday.
This is not Disneyland, sweetheart — and I don’t do rides that leave me hanging - IF YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO DEPOSITS + TRANSPORT FEES… Please… save us both the trouble.
My booking form is not a wish-granting lamp for men who can’t commit.
If you can’t send a deposit, your fantasies stay in your head —
not in my inbox. - NO ONE — AND I MEAN NO ONE — IS ABOVE MY RULES.. There are NO VIP passes to bypass my standards.
If you’re planning to give me a tragic monologue about why you “don’t feel comfortable” sending a deposit because of your past mistakes —
darling, that’s a you problem, not a me problem.
Do your homework.
Google exists for a reason.
My legitimacy is public information —
your hesitation is your own insecurity. - DON’T TRY TO BE CUTE — I DON’T DO VERIFICATION CIRCUS ACTS.. NO,I won’t hop on a video call to prove I’m real.
No, I won’t send photos on command like some digital Pokémon.
I’m a woman — not a CAPTCHA test.
If you need proof of my existence,
my social media platforms are right there…
Sparkling, thriving, and very much alive… - Absolutely no pencil bookings. This isn’t grade school and you’re not reserving a seat in the cafeteria.
Commit or release the date. Simple.
ONCE YOU RECEIVE THE BOOKING CONFIRMATION
1. By now, you should know the drill. Once you receive your confirmation, I expect my lovers to send their deposit + transportation fee within 24 hours.
That’s how you secure your slot.
No deposit means your chosen date is still open to the world —
and trust me, someone else will gladly take it.
2. Sending a deposit does NOT give you a VIP pass to disturb me. Do not abuse your newfound confidence by calling or messaging me randomly.
No off-topic conversations.
No bored-boy chitchat.
No sneaky seggs chats. Reminder.
You sent a deposit, not a marriage proposal.
I understand you want to “feel the connection” — cute.
But just like you, I have a life, responsibilities, and a world outside your fantasies.
Let’s save the chemistry for when we actually meet.
Delayed gratification builds better tension anyway.
BEFORE OUR MEETING
- Set the mood — properly :
As a photographer, I am very particular about lighting.
If the light doesn’t turn me on, why would you?
Not too dim, not too bright —
just enough to make the room whisper, “something delicious is about to happen.”
Think of it as foreplay for the eyes. - Place nvelope where I can see it :
I do not handle cash directly.
No dramatic handoffs, no awkward exchanges.
Just put it somewhere visible, elegant, and effortless.
Simple. Clean. Classy — the way I like everything. - CANCELLATION & DEPOSIT POLICY:
Deposits are strictly non-refundable —
unless, in the rare cosmic event,
I am the one who has to cancel.If the universe shifts, the stars misalign,
or something on my end prevents our appointment,
then yes, your deposit will be returned.Otherwise?
Book with intention.
Commit with respect.
And show up like a man who knows the value of a woman’s time.
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
1. Cleanliness applies here too.
Sweat is fine.
Filth is not.
Respect the space, the bed, the bathroom, and most importantly — me.
2.HARD NO DURING THE SIN.
Safe play is a must.
No exceptions, no debates, no “what if.”
If you want the fantasy, you follow the safety.
3.Keep your phone away.
This is not a vlog.
This is not content for your group chat.
Your phone stays out of sight unless I say otherwise.
Be present — your attention is the only lens I want on me.
4.Do not haggle.
This is an experience, not a flea market.
If you can’t respect my worth, you don’t deserve the moment.
5.Remember: this is an experience, not a conquest.
You’re not here to prove anything.
You’re here to enjoy a moment you’ll replay in your mind
long after the night ends.
Relax.
Surrender.
Let the moment devour you whole.
6.No roughness unless explicitly invited.
I set the pace, the tone, the energy.
If you try to rush, control, or direct,
you won’t impress me —
you’ll just ruin your own fantasy.
Let me guide you.
That’s exactly why you’re here.
7. And above all — remember who I am.
I am a muse,
a guide,
a conductor of desire.
Not a babysitter.
Match my energy, or stay home.
BOOKING
FORM
I’m your fearless guide to ecstasy, the one who takes you where your fantasies lose their brakes.
But before I drag you into the sunset by your desire, let’s make sure we’re on the same page.
Do me a favor, darling—fill out that booking form and secure your spot.
If you want a ride with me, you follow the rules first.
Even the wildest roller coaster needs a safety check before the plunge.
So lock in your details, tighten that grip…
and let’s set the night on fire with passion you won’t recover from.